The Pontiac G8 sucks.

"not for canada - australian in disguise" (for-canada) 12/03/2016 at 01:09 • Filed to: UGH THE PONTIAC G8

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Look at this turd. Who does it think it is? It’s like someone drew a car by filling their nose with paint, and just sneezed onto a canvas and boom, there was your design. Look at it. It’s so full of itself. It’s Australian too. Fucking Australians. Also, the name. Pontiac. Pontiac is a city that I think is near Detroit, so it sucks. This car was so terrible that it killed Pontiac.

(Disclaimer: I may be making this post in hopes that you will all start a Pontiac G8 hate bandwagon so maybe the damn things can depreciate and I can actually have one)

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 01:14

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GR8!

not for canada - australian in disguise > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 12/03/2016 at 01:16

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NO NOT GR8 TERRIBLE TERRIBLE THIS CAR IS THE WORST YOU SHOULD HATE IT LIKE I DO

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 01:17

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I’m still upset:

Shift24 > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 01:20

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Would take a G8 GXP over an SS anyday. And would consider a GT over an SS. Looks way better.

deprecated account > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 01:23

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Oppositelock Plaid™ membership card and registration, please. If you don’t cooperate, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 01:25

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I almost burnt my self on this hot take.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Shift24 12/03/2016 at 01:25

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DO NOT.

not for canada - australian in disguise > deprecated account 12/03/2016 at 01:26

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you’re not my mom

deprecated account > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 01:27

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Shift24 > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 01:41

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Yeah but $30k for a manual that’s 8 years old is a bit much and well out of my price range.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Shift24 12/03/2016 at 01:47

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good please don’t buy it spread the word that these cars SUCK

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 02:17

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I appreciated the attempt, but this car is a future classic, no doubt.

pip bip - choose Corrour > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 05:51

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8)

pip bip - choose Corrour > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 05:52

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first of that VE shape is now 10 years old.

LongbowMkII > Shift24 12/03/2016 at 05:54

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You can get an SS for 30k now

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 06:42

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The problem here is that you risk allowing some other schlubs being able to afford a G8 as well and they’ll all ruin it, thus driving G8 prices up again.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 08:50

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In seriousness, from what I’ve seen, the comment section is often exactly opposite in tone. People who agree are content and stay quiet, people who don’t agree voice their opinions.

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 10:04

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Saw an SS in Austin yesterday with Holden badges, and I immediately yelled, “Liar!” Then I thought about it for a second, and decided that everyone who WASN’T rebadging their G8s and SSs were the real liars.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 10:44

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You’re a poo to me now.

CaptDale - is secretly British > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 11:49

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AND THE GXP IS A FUCKING JOKE!!! The is no power band, their interior is shit, and and M5 could blow it’s doors off.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 12/03/2016 at 11:51

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Right though... If the Monaro grill wasn’t so ugly I’d do my GTO

CaptDale - is secretly British > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 12/03/2016 at 11:52

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This is awesome!

wiffleballtony > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/03/2016 at 15:08

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As a G8 owner for the past 6 years, I’m pretty qualified in saying they are great. One of the best domestic sport sedans to be had. With that said it’s still a GM. I’ve probably spent 3 or so grand in repairs over the lifetime of my ownership.

wiffleballtony > Shift24 12/03/2016 at 15:09

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I’d take the GT over the GXP given the price gulf. You can make up the power differential easily and cheaply.

not for canada - australian in disguise > wiffleballtony 12/03/2016 at 15:35

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no they are the worst

Shift24 > wiffleballtony 12/03/2016 at 18:28

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True an LS is an LS but you could only get a manual in GXP form.

Shift24 > LongbowMkII 12/03/2016 at 18:32

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Yeah still would get a G8 before it and im a chevy guys. Just does not look as good.

wiffleballtony > Shift24 12/03/2016 at 19:26

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It’d still be cheaper to swap in a manual.

Nauraushaun > not for canada - australian in disguise 12/05/2016 at 03:30

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Darkmatter4387 > not for canada - australian in disguise 11/15/2017 at 20:53

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I see this is a troll. But you should retract the statement that this is a troll and get some real facts. Some criticism could be that the battery is in the back or something I like the car, and i am not going to help you with your criticism. Try harder. But this is like a year old so nobody will read this...